Saturday, December 23, 2006

Testify yourself...

If you have been reading newspapers recently...Santhi Soundarajan, silver medalist from Asian games failed the sex test.
This means she would have to loose the medal. Source

Now..this could be the wired'st of all the tests one could possibly fail..and probably the most embarrassing one too.
The test..I guess would involve..endocrinologist, psychologist, and gynecologist...ahm..ahm..

Lets try to get down to the psychology part and guess what the questions might look like.. :)

1. Are you using a pen or a pencil to write this test...
a. Pencil. I have pens too in my purse...but i prefer pencils..to make corrections..
b. Managed to borrow a pen for a while..

2. Shopping is…
a. A fascinating experience...even better when shared.
b. A method used to extract secrets from terrorists...

3. What does _nothing is wrong_ mean?
a. Start guessing and apologizing or I’ll kill you in your sleep...
b. Oh shit...I knew this would happen.

4. The best time for sex is…
a. When your mood and your schedule is right and weather has to be perfect...
b. Do you mind xxxxxxxxxxxx
<..plz don't ask me...xxxxxxxx...>
[Puneet (24-Dec-06)] Edited due to some requests ...explicit contents ...

5. You go for love or Lust..
a. Love obviously.
b. Is there a difference..?

6. Most people are...
a. Dangerous insane freaks..
b. Lovely creatures..

7. When you observe a man doing a simple task, you think…
a. That freeking bastard is doing it wrong..and ruining everything..
b. Why would I watch a man doing a simple task?

8. When a man doesn’t notice your new lip colour...it means...
a. He no longer loves you..
b. Does a lip colour matter?

9. After a man explains the _undeniable_ logic of his point of view…
a. That's a proof that he just doesn't get it...
b. Case closed..no discussions!

10. Your reaction to this test is…
a. You Bastard!
b. He He!...you’re dead..Dude!


Testify yourself please...


Update (16-Sept-2007): Just learnt about unfortunate even of Santhi attempting a suicide. (link). Would like to re-iterate that I never intended to mock anyone with this post and it was just on a lighter vein. No offenses meant to anyone.

Shortcut to God...

Just received a SMS from Reliance customer support...exact wordings of the SMS goes like:

1234
Light a candle in Velankanni Church. Just dial 1234 & say LIGHT a CANDLE, & a candle will be lit in your name. (Rs. 6/min) Reliance.

what a crap!!